In a surprise move late last night, the spokeswoman for the Department of Unidentified Developments or DUD, called a press conference for early this morning. The Spokeswoman remarked on rumors flying about and confirmed that gusty winds, may in fact, exist. Gusty winds have been reported all over the west and east coasts and even in the Middle of the Country. Though the spokeswoman made clear that they had not been proven, there was a very real possibility. “Gusty winds had, up until this point, been considered the stuff of legend and myth, but this announcement has shocked us all” Said one reporter in the audience “no one expected this to happen”. That is, except for the paranormal enthusiasts who had insisted their existence all along. “We’ve seen signs of this phenomenon for ages” one enthusiast said earnestly. “Sometimes it will be a pretty normal day and everything is still. Then, without warning, a bunch of dust will fly into the air, or tumbleweed will move at incredible speeds from one side of the road to the other, almost as if some kind of invisible force was pushing it along”. Though DUD refused to apologize to the enthusiasts, they did say that they would expand their research to include rainbows, hail, and the alleged scattered snow shower.
That photo is excellent.
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